Overall I prefer to write for females. The reverse chauvinism in this song is what fueled it.
Lyrics
H/R called me into to discuss my latest hire
Said we’re in the auto business but that man can’t change a tire
His workspace is a mess and his paperwork is shoddy
He’s got a ten cent mind and a million dollar body
All the girls from accounting like to hang around the shop
The boss is getting mad and he says this has to stop
The mail is piling up all because of this new hottie
He’s got a ten cent mind and a million dollar body
A ten cent mind and a million dollar body
The interviewing must have been charged
A ten cent mind and a million dollar body
I bet you had to think long and hard
Bout how you’d fit him in to such a tight workspace
You must have screened him hard when you saw his cute face
When he first applied you thought hottie bombalottie
He’s got a ten cent mind and a million dollar body
I said wait and see H/R ‘cause sales are on the rise
He’s our most requested body man hey don’t look so surprised
The housewives love to wait when he’s workin’ on their body
With his ten cent mind and his million dollar body
A ten cent mind and a million dollar body
The interviewing must have been charged
A ten cent mind and a million dollar body
I bet you had to think long and hard
Bout how you’d fit him in to such a tight workspace
You must have screened him hard when you saw his cute face
When he first applied you thought hottie bombalottie
He’s got a ten cent mind and a million dollar body